Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Junk Food

Scene: Eating cheese puffs with Grandma.

Her: This is junk food, you know.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

She's Got...Personality?

Additional evidence gathered during a visit to Costco which supports the post from January 5th.

Me, smiling at the sweet little princess.
Her: Don't LOOK at me!
Me: Oh my, I'm sorry. Why not?
Her: Don't TALK to me, either! I don't want to talk.

Me, to her Dad: Wow, she sure is getting unpleasant in her old age!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Not a Baby Anymore

Me: Picking her up and holding her like a baby when she's nearly 4.
Her: Don't hold me like this! I'm not a baby anymore!
Me: I know. You were a lot nicer when you were a baby.
Her: (after I'd set her free and she's stomping up the stairs)...I am going to be who I am right now! Hmpf!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Santas and Pagans

Me: Would you like to see the dress I bought to wear on Christmas?
Her: Sure.
Me: Here it is!
Her: So, you're wearing that on Halloween?
Me: NO. I am wearing it on Christmas.
Her: Oh. Actually, it's quite a beautiful dress.