Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Really. Just Shut Up.

Don't say any more words!

Wildlife 101

Scene: She has just returned from a wild animal photo safari on her rocking horse.

Her: I'm back!
Me: Oh good. What did you see while you were gone?
Her: Elephant, lion, giraffe, ant, bear.
Me: Did you see any antelope?
Her: I don't know about those, but I have a jumparope!

Monday, March 28, 2011

What the...?

Her: You know what?
Me: What?
Her: I love you. But don't tell anybody, okay?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Just Watch It!

Grandpa asks her several questions about the show she is watching.
Obviously annoyed with the inanity of it all, she says: Just watch it, Grandpa!

Thursday, March 17, 2011


...in the cupboard: Marshmallows? Where aaare you?
...under the bed: Monsters? Where aaare you?

Thursday, March 3, 2011


Her, remarking on my approximately 1st-grade level water color skills: You really painted a beautiful picture.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011


Her: I want to watch the movie about the earworms.
Me: The earworms? What?
Her (laughing maniacally): Yes! The earworms.
Me: Do you mean E.T.?
Her: YES (still cackling)
Me: Oh, right. I guess you were saying "aliens"