Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Home Again

Grandpa: Are you going home now?
Her: NO! I already went home yesterday.
Grandpa: Oh, I see.

Arts & Crafts

Her: I don't want to use this glue stick anymore.
Me: Why not?
Her: Because I just don't love it enough.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

For the Dogs

Her: This guy has six dogs.
Me: Oh my gosh! What does he feed all of those dogs?
Her: They have some bones.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Grandpa (after getting off of the trampoline): Whoa! I'm about to fall over.
Her: Here Grandpa, I'll hold your hand.


To me: Wow! Where did you get that new purse?

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day

Me: Should we finish this Valentine card for your mom or not?
Her: Not.

The Store

To her mom: We're going to the store in our PAJAMAS?! People will think we're lunatics!

Sunday, February 13, 2011


To me on the phone today: Did you have a good trip? (keep in mind, she is only two!)

The Bachelor

To her mom: I don't want to watch the Grammy's! Do you want to watch The Bachelor?