Really. Just Shut Up.

Don't say any more words!

Wildlife 101

Scene: She has just returned from a wild animal photo safari on her rocking horse.

Her: I'm back!
Me: Oh good. What did you see while you were gone?
Her: Elephant, lion, giraffe, ant, bear.
Me: Did you see any antelope?
Her: I don't know about those, but I have a jumparope!

What the...?

Her: You know what?
Me: What?
Her: I love you. But don't tell anybody, okay?

Just Watch It!

Grandpa asks her several questions about the show she is watching.
Obviously annoyed with the inanity of it all, she says: Just watch it, Grandpa!

Looking...

...in the cupboard: Marshmallows? Where aaare you?
...under the bed: Monsters? Where aaare you?

Painting

Her, remarking on my approximately 1st-grade level water color skills: You really painted a beautiful picture.

E.T.

Her: I want to watch the movie about the earworms.
Me: The earworms? What?
Her (laughing maniacally): Yes! The earworms.
Me: Do you mean E.T.?
Her: YES (still cackling)
Me: Oh, right. I guess you were saying "aliens"

Home Again

Grandpa: Are you going home now?
Her: NO! I already went home yesterday.
Grandpa: Oh, I see.

Arts & Crafts

Her: I don't want to use this glue stick anymore.
Me: Why not?
Her: Because I just don't love it enough.

For the Dogs

Her: This guy has six dogs.
Me: Oh my gosh! What does he feed all of those dogs?
Her: They have some bones.