Long Noses and Mean Bugs

She just told me that this boy was watching a scary movie and that it really creeped her out. “It had dragons and monsters and monkeys and dragon flyers. They fly and poke at your windows with their long noses and mean bugs. If they get in, they ruin you and make you dead. It's really scary. It creeps me out a lot. Would that creep you out?” She said the boy that was watching it has watched it a million zillion times and he wasn't scared at all.

Happy Birthday To Me (You)

Me: It's your day! Sing Happy Birthday to me! Her: Happy Birthday to you! Me: No, I mean sing Happy Birthday to yourself. Her: Happy Birthday to myself, Happy Birthday to myself...