Snack Time

Scene: Eating animal cookies.

Me: We should tell grandpa and great grandpa that we ate elephants, gorillas, and chickens while they were gone.

Her: But we won't tell them they were cookies! That's going to be so funny.

Sticky Situation

Scene: Putting some stickers on a book.

Me: Placing sticker carefully...
Her: You can't put it there! You'll ruin my project!