Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Wildlife 101
Scene: She has just returned from a wild animal photo safari on her rocking horse.
Her: I'm back!
Me: Oh good. What did you see while you were gone?
Her: Elephant, lion, giraffe, ant, bear.
Me: Did you see any antelope?
Her: I don't know about those, but I have a jumparope!
Her: I'm back!
Me: Oh good. What did you see while you were gone?
Her: Elephant, lion, giraffe, ant, bear.
Me: Did you see any antelope?
Her: I don't know about those, but I have a jumparope!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Just Watch It!
Grandpa asks her several questions about the show she is watching.
Obviously annoyed with the inanity of it all, she says: Just watch it, Grandpa!
Obviously annoyed with the inanity of it all, she says: Just watch it, Grandpa!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Looking...
...in the cupboard: Marshmallows? Where aaare you?
...under the bed: Monsters? Where aaare you?
...under the bed: Monsters? Where aaare you?
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Painting
Her, remarking on my approximately 1st-grade level water color skills: You really painted a beautiful picture.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
E.T.
Her: I want to watch the movie about the earworms.
Me: The earworms? What?
Her (laughing maniacally): Yes! The earworms.
Me: Do you mean E.T.?
Her: YES (still cackling)
Me: Oh, right. I guess you were saying "aliens"
Me: The earworms? What?
Her (laughing maniacally): Yes! The earworms.
Me: Do you mean E.T.?
Her: YES (still cackling)
Me: Oh, right. I guess you were saying "aliens"
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